The always-sassy Slate boasts some inspired ideas to help political candidates appeal to the do-it-yourself handicraft constituency, Republicans and Democrats alike. In their words, "Forget NASCAR dads and security moms—it's the craft vote that can no longer be ignored."

RepubliCraft No. 1: Department of Homeland Security Blanket
Endorsed by the White House and Fox News, this colorful scrap quilt is a guide to our ever-changing security alert levels. Each level is labeled with embroidery to distinguish a DHS Blanket from a gay-pride flag. (Note: Blanket is not a safety device. In case of a terrorist attack, DHS Blanket will not protect you.)
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DemoCraft No. 3: Righteous Recycler's Bin
Everybody recycles these days. Heck, it's easy to throw cans, bottles, and newspapers into a city-issued plastic bin. But if you really believe in recycling, you'll make the actual recycling bin out of recyclable materials. Finally, a way to outrecycle your neighbor! A chance to give your greener-than-thou attitude real legitimacy. (Warning: Zealous trash collectors may take this bin by mistake. Make backups.)